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This Is Your Personality Based on Facebook Status
1. Super Update Human
Anytime anywhere always updates the status. Your status is not very long but it seemed to make uncomfortable, because the things that are not too important, too publicized.
Example: “After eating at a restaurant A…”, “going to supermarket”, “Time to read the newspaper ..”, and so on.
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What the hell is wrong with some people? A lot of people, actually? Millions and millions of people, to be exact. It just beggars belief what they consider to be funny or entertaining when they browse on the Internet or watch the box at home.
Let us start with the ‘funny stuff’ on the web: why is it that absolutely stupid things make a lot of people laugh? Like that clip showing a man dressed as a gorilla – I stress here that it is a man dressed as a gorilla and not a real gorilla – playing the drums to Phil Collin’s 1980s hit, In The Air Tonight. More than 20 million people a month – that is 20,000,000 people – have been looking up the clip last year and laughing heartily. The clip has featured in an ad campaign for Cadbury’s Dairy Milk – mercifully not this year – and won several awards for originality, or whatever else it was that the advertising people saw in it. Read the rest of this entry »
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Refresh your boring daily working routine, laughter is the best medicine
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“A day without laughter is like a MacDonald’s hamburger without fries”- Gerry Hopman
“The human race has only one effective weapon and that is laughter”- Mark Twain
“Recipe for a happy life: Loads of laughter, heaps of humor and a general sprinkling of smiles. Excellent for twosomes or large gatherings”- Gerry Hopman
“Life abounds in comedy, if you look around you”- Mel Brooks
“Never be too busy to laugh or too quick to criticize”- Gerry Hopman Read the rest of this entry »
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Bob couldn’t believe it — he’d made it to the last round of his favorite game show. “Congratulations, Bob,” said the emcee. “Answer correctly and you go home with five million dollars!
“This is a two-part question on American history,” he continued. “The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?”
Bob figured he’d play it safe. “I think I’ll try the second part of the question first.”
The emcee nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation.
“Okay, Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?”
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A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, “Mister, can you spare a dollar?”
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?”
“No,” says the bum.
The man then asks, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?”
Again the bum says, “No.”
So the man says to the bum, “Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn’t drink or gamble?” Read the rest of this entry »
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Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?”
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
“This is not what you promised me,” said Osama.
“Come on, Osama,” the angel replied. “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven.”
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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.
“He says you’re gonna die.”
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8:30!”
The guy replies, “Why? What happened at 8:30?”
“Martin Levine, owner of a movie theater chain in New York City, has passed away at age 65,” the newspaper obit read. “The funeral will be held on Thursday at 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40 and 10:50.”
– Merrill Markoe, Late Night With David Letterman, The Book (Villard)
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